Predator drones unleashed!
Scary! The world envisioned in James Cameron's 'Terminator' movie is coming to pass!
With the new and improved Predator Assassination Machine, world conquest is simplified and sanitized. PAM is full-featured. PAM is smart - capable of recognizing dangerous military hardware, installations, and personnel. But Wait! There's more! PAM can see through windows and walls! PAM can detect motion and sound. Welcome to the future!
With PAM's technological breakthrough software, PAM is capable of face and body recognition and can be programmed to hunt specific human targets. PAM's programming is flexible. She can recognize patterns and learn from experience! Best of all, you can 'talk' to her in real-time. She's entirely at YOUR command!
With PAM, there's no more sticky mess! You too can sit in a captain's chair in a bunker and watch through PAM's eyes as she annihilates your political and military opposition. How much would you pay?
But Wait, there's more! The police version is coming soon, to relieve you of all your domestic worries! At home or abroad, there's nothing better.
You see, this blog will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will make you question your presuppositions and make you incredibly insecure. Thanks for reading!
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damnit... you see here is the problem with video game violence. It isn't that video games are getting more like real life in every aspect, it is that real life is getting more like video games.
You sit behind a computer and your life is basically answering emails for an hour and surfing blogs. This is the modern day MUD, with a real life twist on the setting.
War is turning into pushing buttons and neglect to see the consequences of the actions. So when it comes down to does video game violence incite real life violence, the real question is is real life violence turning into video game violence.
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