Another joke ... just because

It's been several days since posting anything ... mostly because what little time I've had has been spent posting to some OTHER blog. (Heh heh David. :-))

Anyway I want to post somehting just to keep this going, so here's some more humor. I thought this would be funny for anyone - both those who believe in God and those who don't.

Why God never got a PhD

• He had only one major publication.
• It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
• It has no references.
• It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
• There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
• It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
• His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
• The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
• He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
• When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
• When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
• He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
• Some say he had his son to teach the class.
• He expelled his first two students for learning.
• Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
• His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

Can you think of any more? I'm going to try to come up with at least one and post it soon.