That's right! I'm going commercial! I've sold out! For the money! I don't care about you anymore! I don't care about the TRUTH! All I care about is what I can get for ME! IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT THEN GO VISIT SOME OTHER BLOG!
I know the zombie masses will continue to frequent this site. They will push the Google ad buttons (in the left sidebar - please click) like rats in an experiment push a little LEVER for some cheesy sandwich crackers! With SALT! Or PEANUT BUTTER! Or maybe CREAM CHEESE FILLING! - which is nicer because they're not so DRY! But you know what? I'm not selling BEVERAGES! I'm selling CLICKS on GOOGLE ADS! So CLICK THEM!!!!!! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! TAKE IT IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT!
Don't mess with me, man. I don't care what anyone thinks, least of all you. So don't forget to visit my sponsor.
Thank you.
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do you get money for this? you greedy bastard..
I'm absolutely aghast that you could think such a thing. I don't get money for THIS. I get money if you CLICK ON A GOOGLE AD IN THE SIDEBAR! DO IT! DO IT NOW!
What are you waiting for? Everybody needs some goofy t-shirts. They're highly entertaining. You don't have to buy, you just have to look. There's no obligation. Go on, you know you want to!
All you have to do is move your hand ever so slightly and press the tiny button with your forefinger. It's effortless really.
You know, Mary said you would look great in a funny costume or t-shirt. It would totally turn her on.
Okay, so maybe that wasn't her exact words. Still I sincerely think you should try it out. It's really for your own good as well as mine.
Look ... you missed your chance for a t-shirt. The ads are all for blog-related stuff now.
Man, you really missed out on those adult costumes and funny t-shirts sure enough. Maybe if I write "adult costumes, funny t-shirts" many times then those ads will come back and you will have another opportunity to see web sites that sell adult costumes and funny t-shirts.
Because I know that if you were to buy some adult costumes and/or funny t-shirts (and let's face it, they are very popular right now) you would want to do it through clicking on the ads on this page.
There's no reason for me to comment again except to say this: my strategy of writing "adult costumes and funny t-shirts" has still not worked.
That, and I like seeing at least one post that has more than two comments on it. This is a new record due completely to my own efforts.
adult costumes, funny t-shirts
You are insane friend... absoluetly insane.. and greedy.. i haven't pushed the link.. and i won't push the link... you can't make me push the link... must resist pusing the link.............................................................
KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok i pushed the link... happy now? the link was pushed... tricksy google ads.... tricksy snaars...
they really should have the adverts open the links up in a new window... not good having it open up in your window..
oh by the way i pushed the gerogia strait alliance link.... i'm choosing to support the georgia strait alliance...
Since 1990, the Georgia Strait Alliance (GSA) has brought people together to protect the marine environment and promote the sustainable use of marine resources. GSA is unique among BC's environmental community as we're the only group focused on the whole bioregion of the Strait of Georgia. You can help make a difference with a donation today
now... what the hell does your blog have that deserves this advert?
the above statement of course shouldn't imply that the georgia strait alliance is a bad thing to advertise.. because it is not... in fact i'm donating to them right now.. i feel their need is great..
i'm just saying that they don't seem to be what your blog is about... but i might be wrong.. who knows.
you are an ecologist right?
Have I said something that would in any way cause you to disbelieve that I am in fact not completely supportive of anyone's withholding whatever funds or time they may have at their disposal to donate to GSA, or not?
Actually, I think the ad strip is not merely context-sensetive ... it's psychic. Google's search technology has advanced to the point where they can seek out information in the human mind.
It showed you the GSA because you wanted to see it. Scary, huh? They haven't told anyone because they know what a panic it would create.
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