I’ve seen this exercise performed on some other blogs and decided to give it a try. Go to Google, type in your name with the word “wants” or “needs” or anything else creative after it and see what comes back.
Snaars wants …
… you.
… to meet 2 people.
… to kill me.
… Lebanon to pay an onerous price for its ambiguity on Hezbollah.
… the $60 he claims C*****d owes him.
… you to tell your paper what you thought of his movie.
… to kill me. Again. [I did not make this up, it really said “Again.”]
… to break free.
… to move to Ireland to meet leprechauns.
… to share with the world.
Snaars needs …
… photographs of both sides of the animal.
… Mum to be present all the time.
… to go on with his life and let Terri's family take care of her.
… to leave the security of his personal isolation.
… brotherly love.
… to learn about language.
… to be ridiculed.
… a physics 1 book social talk.
… work.
… two operations.
Snaars gets …
… a hearing reprieve.
… the boat and Walt.
… a police caution for possessing Cannabis after being found asleep in his car.
… zoped up.
… to play four roles this time.
… around.
… suspended.
… fired for blogging.
… high marks.
… blown up in Iraq.
… stalked.
All untrue!
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Hi Wilbur! Long time no see! Most people that google themselves aren't so depressed. Are you sure you googled? Maybe it just doesn't do for you what it does for me.
David wants:
... an IP phone.
... Uriah to know he has ordered Joab to send him.
... to join forced with Paige to take on Spencer.
... to get In Your Pants and talk s*x, relationships, dating and love, you'd better show some damn respect.(keeping it clean)
... to crack into a video game publisher's computer. (wargame movie)
... you.
... to be human. (Oh so true)
... to get a better handle on where the money's going.
... thumbs up and down.
... to ration alcohol.
... to know if they are being paid more, and the answer is we are not
... the Blue Fairy to do for him. (oh i so do)
... to avoid said a**-kicking.
thats enough of that.
David gets:
... in Trouble. (i do not)
... Uriyya drunk. (who?)
... street and calls a few friends over before heading off to meet Goliath. (appaently this is the bible meets common verbage? it is also very true. I always get street. Always.)
... action. (no comment)
David needs:
... a wash - or at least a dry clean Sophie Arie in Rome Wednesday July 16, 2003 The Guardian. (why didn't my friends and family tell me? Why does the guardian know?)
... your prayers. (don't waste them, i'm fallen)
... to be able to do this work independently.
...
hey snaars,
what's the least expensive car you have on your lot (year, make, model, approximate miles)? we want to buy a car but are afraid to buy from people up here since we don't know any salesmen or mechanics. we want something small. i realize this is a long shot due to the upscale nature of your place of employment, but i thought i'd ask.
good vibes to you and michelle (especially michelle) regarding saadia the reticent!
mary
Mary,
My apologies for taking so long to reply. My advice is for you to buy in your local area, from a large dealership that has been in business for a long time. The dealership I work for is part of an auto group. There are seven dealerships in the group, all under the same ownership. We have a reputation throughout the region for exceptional customer service.
Make sure there is a warranty on the car. Since you are buying an older car, the factory warranty will probably have expired. At my dealership we offer a 30 day/1000 mile warranty on every used vehicle. That way, if the engine overheats or the brakes fail or something within the first month of ownership, you are covered.
The very first preowned car I sold broke down the following day, and then again two weeks after that. That warranty could come in handy - that's why you want a reputable dealer who will honor it.
Be prepared to spend some time at the dealership. Buying a car is a process purposely designed to be lengthy, so as to wear you down. They know that if you invest several hours of your time, you are more likely to buy. But it is worth your time to shop around a little bit, anyway.
Buy at the end of the month. At that time, there are quotas to meet and the salespeople and managers are more likely to come down on the price.
Be realistic. If you want to finance $15,000 for 60 months, don't ask for payments of $150/month.
Put as much money down as possible. Buy the car outright if you can. If you finance the remainder, ASK WHAT THE INTEREST RATE IS! Most people are so concerned about the monthly payment, they don't stop to ask about the rate.
Salespeople are successful because they are good at building trust. DO NOT TRUST YOUR SALESPERSON. HE IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE.
Look at the car, get several quotes on the internet, do some research. Edmunds.com is a good site. The quotes will help you negotiate a good price.
Have a good idea of what the car is worth TO YOU and how much you are willing to spend. If the salesperson has to go get a manager to come to the table, then you have done a good job of negotiating.
There are plenty of reasonably priced cars out there. If you are negotiating and they really can't sell the car to you at the price you can afford, then oh well, go find another car you can afford. Don't let yourself be persuaded or pressured into spending more than you decided beforehand. If they are not treating you right, walk out.
Michelle Likes:
-to boast
-fruit snacks
-to get inside a lyric
-high street stores
-to be herself
Michelle Wants:
-to raise your taxes
-to play on PGA tour
-just to put on a good face
-nobody wants Michelle
-quilts
-to know who is running
-Wants you!
-Wants to know if she looks pregnant (I should think so!)
Michelle Does Not:
-have a hobby
-need the LPGA
-want to do this
Michelle Needs:
-Serenity
-Needs help!
-to just shut up!
-money, so she can travel to Canada
-to come out (say what!?!)
-to move on
-to find out it's her baby (I should think it's mine....after all)
-a taxi!
-to reduce stress
-someone right now
-to purchase a crib mattress (are they trying to tell me something, lol.)
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