To make up for it, this post is for pure fun. I stole the idea from The Wicked Truth.
What alternative names can you invent using the following formulii? (I wrote "formulii: rather than "formulas" just to be snooty.)
- YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Buttons Longfellow - YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Pret Zeladrian (pretzel/Adrian - clever, huh?) - YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Centre Robbins - EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Foreign Vacation Spot):
Fennel Peru (never been there) - SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Snarfy Philadelphia - "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Middle or Last Name):
M. Dav - DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Chick Willingboro - BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Twizzler Kamikaze - SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
David Parish Lane - ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Crackerjack Johnson - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in):
Miars Spphi - PIRATE NAME: First, pick one of the following words: long, short, big, little, mean, dread, blue, or black. The next will be the first object you see to your right. The last part will be the first word in the name of a company you have worked for.
Long Blind Donnelley (I really like this one!)
Got any names you care to share?
3 comments:
Here are the highlights from mine
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Charlie Wilbrod
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Peperoni Laurence (star of spaghetti westerns maybe?)
6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS: B. Lau ( Fly B.Lau and avoid the clouds)
8. BARFLY ALIAS:
Bagel Scotch (sounds like a Jewish highlander)
9. SOAP OPERA ALIAS:
Laurence Lee (a Kung Fu Soap)
12. PIRATE NAME: Mean Pompon Health (this sure as hell didn’t work)
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Mama Cat East
(whooooa nelly)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Cheese James
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Sadly Pancho's
(this appears to be more a comment on my favorite restaurant than my fashion designer name)
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Foreign Vacation Spot):
Turmeric Tokyo
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Puppet Pride
6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Middle or Last Name):
M. Mc
7. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Kitty Central
8. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
French Bread Gewutrztraminer
(um, yeah.)
9. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Nita Clark
10. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Junior Mint Mingus
11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in):
Mamcm Enbat
12. PIRATE NAME: First, pick one of the following words: long, short, big, little, mean, dread, blue, or black. The next will be the first object you see to your right. The last part will be the first word in the name of a company you have worked for.
Dread Bamboo East
(i'm oriental, obviously. the dread pirate east! ar.)
Sorry so late in responding to these, guys ...
Bill, Bagel Scotch is oddly catchy - I think of butterscotch.
Mayfly, I have to echo Mary P. - Gewutrztraminer? I bet you can't order many of those in one night. I'm not sure how it's pronounced, but it seems difficult enough for one who is sober. You have some cute names, Puppet Pride, Junior Mint Mingus. Who's Mingus?
Mary P., I am intrigued - what musician has the last name Lips? Gotta be a blues musician, no?
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